Keith Taddei - Lead and Rhythm Guitar - January 2025 - Present
Keith Taddei (Fig. 1) is ostensibly a guitar player. There is some hesitation in this regard as the only evidence of such are his insistent assertions that the sampling rate of reality is simply too coarse such that it missed, in its entirety, his rise and fall from fame as a virtuosic guitarist. Due to this purported, unfortunate aliasing, we are left with only a few nonsensical artifacts of his delusive career which he himself has provided (shown below in figs 2-3).