Keith Taddei - Lead and Rhythm Guitar -    January 2025 - Present

​Keith Taddei (Fig. 1) is ostensibly a guitar player. There is some hesitation in this regard as the only evidence of such are his insistent assertions that the sampling rate of reality is simply too coarse such that it missed, in its entirety, his rise and fall from fame as a virtuosic guitarist. Due to this purported, unfortunate aliasing, we are left with only a few nonsensical artifacts of his delusive career which he himself has provided (shown below in figs 2-3). 

Figure 1 -- Keith playing guitar as he crossed a misty fjord of the American Midwest.

Figure 2 -- Keith giving a lecture on the importance of using the double escape picking pattern for achieving clean, fast picked solo runs (assumed to be from a later part in his spurious career).

Figure 3 -- Believed to be an anachronistic artifact of Keith holding the derlin ingot from which the very first guitar picks were forged.