ALDO "Cella" Kleine (AKA) Felix Jackson - Lead and Rhythm Guitar (March 2022 - November 2022)
Here is a bunch of stuff about Aldo, most of it probably is not true, a little of it is. You are going to have to ask him at a show what the actual truth is…
1. Aldo’s first instrument was the bass, his favorite bass player is probably Flea from the Red Hot Chile Peppers.
2. In 6th grade, he was bitten by a radioactive lizard. As a direct result, neither his doctors nor he can understand why he can go 296 straight hours without any water intake.
3. He likes to check into hotels under the following fake names:
a. Dick Custard
b. Han Soloist
c. Jerk Chicken
d. UP Chuck Jenkins
e. Dr. Joyce Brothers
4. For a talent show in grade school, he formed a band with three of his friends called the Jackson 3. Aldo re-named himself Felix Jackson for the show.
5. He finished 3rd in a clam eating contest in Westmont restaurant 4 years ago. As a result, sometimes his friends call him Kleine, the Calm Clam Eater.
In November, Aldo and the band parted ways amicably as he is now pursuing other projects.
1. Aldo’s first instrument was the bass, his favorite bass player is probably Flea from the Red Hot Chile Peppers.
2. In 6th grade, he was bitten by a radioactive lizard. As a direct result, neither his doctors nor he can understand why he can go 296 straight hours without any water intake.
3. He likes to check into hotels under the following fake names:
a. Dick Custard
b. Han Soloist
c. Jerk Chicken
d. UP Chuck Jenkins
e. Dr. Joyce Brothers
4. For a talent show in grade school, he formed a band with three of his friends called the Jackson 3. Aldo re-named himself Felix Jackson for the show.
5. He finished 3rd in a clam eating contest in Westmont restaurant 4 years ago. As a result, sometimes his friends call him Kleine, the Calm Clam Eater.
In November, Aldo and the band parted ways amicably as he is now pursuing other projects.
